I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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