Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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