stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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