It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(