New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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