Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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