Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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