So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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