He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
