Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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