cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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