he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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