So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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