too bad you live with your parents still
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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