And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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