please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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