i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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