Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I need a beard to bite.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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