8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Panties = found
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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