even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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