would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The power of my boobs compel you
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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