she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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