at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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