Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I want to have your abortion
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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