I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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