Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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