Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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