the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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