Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Porn is love you can see.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i barfeds in our rink
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize
