Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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