have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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