OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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