Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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