D3 body, D1 cock
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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