Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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