I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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