Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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