I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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