Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The air taste purple.
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