The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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