All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
