I'm eating all of the evidence.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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