I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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