the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
this just has baby written all over it
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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