Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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