dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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