Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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