ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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