i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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