yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I bet he comes in French.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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