Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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