i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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