She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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