How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
